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Sleepy Joe threw a party. Planned it all, got a local actor called Vlod to be the promoter. The plan was to use the field bordering farmer Putin's, and cause such a riot that he'd let Joe keep the field. Everyone was there: Joe and Tony, Boris, Emmanuel, Olaf, Justin, and some crazy chicks called Ursula, Annalena, and even Giorgia for a while. It was a blast! You had to be there man! Joe was off is head, so Tony and the rest of us chipped in with cider, weed, and an ever escalating supply of hallucinogens, for when things got a bit too real. After the first few days it got scary when farmer Putin and his workers started clearing the field. Most of us realised that the plan was flawed, but we had to keep giving money and stuff to Vlod's gang - the guys with the funny tattoos. Anyway, it's almost over now. Uncle Donald made Sleepy Joe retire. He's trying to make things right with farmer Putin (apparently they have other problems in common). The big problem is Vlod and the tattooed guys. Uncle Donald says that we need to go home and sleep it off, but Vlod wants an after party. Only Kier is up for it so far, but he's only got one splif, a bottle of shandy and no sound system. I'll let you know how things turn out. Koko.

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A quick commentary on the "Piss Summit"
I might not be able to upload much more or do lives for a while

My Fellow Duranianss.

Yes, it's happened again. I have been assaulted by a vicious Malware Bot Virus or whatever 911 Socks is and this thing is bad ! 

However I wanted to give you a "peace" of my mind concerning the "Piece" or piss, as Elensky calls it, as this thing fell to pieces before it even happened.

Coincidentally on the very SAME DAY  this crap happened Saudi Arabia DROPPED the US Petrodollar as a buying currency and NO ONE absolutely NO ONE is talking about this fact anywhere !!!

 

Hope to see you all asap.

 

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Locals Community Private Telegram Messaging

Locals will be sunsetting the private messaging feature throughout the Locals website. In order to keep our private messaging active we have created a private Telegram messaging group called 'The Duran Locals.'

This is a private channel open only to our Locals subscriber community. In the private Telegram group you can send a message to the group or a private message to Alex or Alexander via a direct Telegram message. 

You can access Telegram for web, desktop or mobile here: https://telegram.org/

The link for this Telegram group is below (can be viewed by community subscribers).

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