Medvedev:
“Why is the green aphid seeking direct negotiations with the presidents of the U.S. and Russia?
The answer seems obvious: a three-way conversation implies powerful legitimization of the insect through the authority of those present.
But there are other accompanying goals as well:
1. To delay elections: “See, even they are talking to me, despite our Constitution—this means my authority is recognized by the big dangerous uncles!”
2. To signal to nationalist elites: now is not the time to change horses midstream (i.e., not the time to fight the aphid). Especially since the aphid has developed special relations (myrmecophily) with the Europeans (see below).
3. To secure the right to continue looting the military budget: It’s known that the aphid not only has enemies, but also patrons. Its symbiosis with ants (Macrons, Scholzes, Starmers, and other hymenopterans) is well known. They protect (“herd”) the aphid, receiving in return honeydew—secretions that contain cocaine.
4. To reinforce the idea that even a worthless aphid is entitled to sign papers at the end of military events, and thus should be untouchable in the future.
As for the last point, the green arthropod is mistaken.
Jodl and Keitel, though they signed the surrender on behalf of Nazi Germany, were nonetheless hanged following verdicts at the Nuremberg Tribunal.
History is a ruthless pest exterminator.”https://x.com/Zlatti_71/status/1928413957884174579?t=_sSDpq9hI9CEx7yI61p67w&s=19
