FROM THE DESK OF MEDVEDEV:
European Crime News

The thieves' meeting ("EU summit" ) in Brussels made a number of important decisions for the criminal underworld. They were part of the so-called Brussels run-through, announced overnight by EU criminal gangsters.

First, the participants were afraid to commit a "mugging"—or openly stealing Russian money (robbing Russian assets temporarily held by the intimidated loan shark Euroclear).

Second, the meeting showed that the EU criminal gangsters recognized the seniority of the Washington academics, who directly objected to the mugging. The authority of the American criminals proved significantly greater than the desire of the Brussels sluts to go on tour on their own.

Thirdly, the Brussels thieves haven't abandoned their plans to commit a further robbery or theft ("jump" in criminal slang), as the old harlot Ursula reported to the European underworld that night. To avoid being branded as sluts among the local criminal underworld, the Brussels gang decided to temporarily lay low. Participants invited from several other EU countries refused to contribute to the European common fund to support the Kyiv rats. Meanwhile, neither the spoon-washing Merz nor the sly Lucy Macron, although they planned to cause a major scandal ("hipesh" ), were able to push through their decisions at the Brussels gathering that took place that night.

All this indicates the beginning of a large-scale redistribution of power in the European criminal world.