FROM RUSSIAN SOCIAL MEDIA:
Happy end of the weekend and the smooth transition to a new work week! We saw a lot over the weekend, but today's highlights are, as usual, collected in our Mash Digest. Read on:

— Trump threatened to resume strikes on Iran if the Islamic Republic continues its rampage in the Strait of Hormuz. He also posted 47 posts on Truth Social in an hour. What a monster.

— "Turkey is ready to organize negotiations to resolve the Ukrainian conflict at both the technical and leadership levels," said Turkish Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan.

— Ireland, following Germany and France, is deporting approximately 16,000 Ukrainian refugees. Most of them are of military age.

— "Ukraine is ready to resume supplies via the Druzhba pipeline starting Monday if Hungary lifts its veto on a €90 billion loan from the EU," said Viktor Orbán.

— A father can apply for maternity capital if the mother dies, loses parental rights, or commits a crime against the child.

— Extending the school year and introducing a fifth term is inadvisable, the Ministry of Education has decided.

— Low temperatures, snow, and freezing rain will blanket Moscow tomorrow.

— American journalists have recalled a series of mysterious deaths of scientists who studied space and UFOs. Trump has already held a meeting—he promises to solve the mystery soon.

— Moscow's most discerning beau refused a million (almost) scarlet roses worth millions of rubles—news about her admirer, who gave her several buckets of flowers, has stirred up every woman in Russia. And she, you see, didn't like the color. Girls, we don't envy you.

A 91-year-old grandmother from Ohio didn't contact her loved ones for three days. When they were almost finished burying her, it turned out she was engrossed in her games and kept playing for three days straight. Legend.